BLOOD, BITING, STAB WOUNDS, WEEZER, GLUE TRAPS, DEATH, and DRUG USE (WEED).
i actually drew this stupid thing before i even had the idea to start biweekly davekat.
i made a joke on twitter about how i call davekat "davekat" not because i think dave tops (i honestly don't even fucking think about that, i'm ace), but because it makes it sound like he's a catboy now. someone responded saying they're both catboys. so naturally i had to vomit this out onto paper.
then i sent it to one discord server and people liked it so i thought "hey i should do this more often". the rest is history.
so you know that one "i wonder how i taste like" "i can help with that" meme? yeah, i heavily referenced that here.
ides of march celebration! and before you ask, karkat got stabbed only once. if he got stabbed 23 times he would probably be dead. or at least no longer standing.
yes this is a reference to that one joke from the johnny bravo/scooby doo crossover. also karkat just earned a new classpect: thief of shades! but for real tho, i think he looks cool in them, he can pull them off.